Here‘s one person’s take on recruiting lingo:
What they really mean when they say . . .
“COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” We have no time to train you.
“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
“MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED” You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
“SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED” Some time each night and some time each weekend.
“DUTIES WILL VARY” Anyone in the office can boss you around.
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It made me laugh. I must be tired.
This is hilarious. The scary part is that it is true.